The police have broken up a supper party which was being attended by thirteen people, well over the current limit of six.

While the attendees insisted it was a very important supper, police broke it up in accordance with current COVID-19 guidelines.

‘This isn’t just any supper party, it’s the LAST supper,’ protested one partier.

The police claim that the party host was particularly belligerent about the ordeal.

‘He kept saying things like “Don’t you know who I am?” and “Don’t you know who my father is?” I told him, I don’t care who his father is, rules are rules. At first I thought he was drunk, but he only had a pitcher of water in front of him,’ said one of the officers.

The group was told they could carry on having two separate parties if one person left or continue partying together as long as they shot at grouse.

No-one is certain who ratted out the supper party, although one attendee was quick to deny any involvement.

‘It wasn’t me,’ said Judas.