Pfizer has announced that it will include a dose of liquid Viagra in every COVID-19 vaccine to encourage senior citizens to get vaccinated.

Pfizer, who discovered Viagra in 1989, hope that the offer will entice some of the more stubborn seniors to come in for a shot.

‘It can be difficult to convince some seniors to get vaccinated, even though they’re the most vulnerable to COVID-19. We’re hoping that the little blue vaccine will encourage them to get the jab,’ said a Pfizer spokesperson.

Not only could the offer entice senior citizens into getting vaccinated, but it might also prove a wise business move for Pfizer. Many seniors could now exclusively seek out the Pfizer vaccine over rival vaccines.

As retired woodworker Dick Humpalot told us: ‘I didn’t like the idea of a prick in the arm but if it means I can put a prick in my wife again, I’ll go with the Pfizer vaccine for sure.’

The new vaccine has been dubbed the COVID-69 vaccine and should be available as soon as next week.