Jacob Rees-Mogg denies being born with a silver spoon in his mouth
Conservative MP Jacob Rees-Mogg has today denied being born with a silver spoon in his mouth, insisting that he wouldn’t be seen dead adorned with…
BBC apologises after showing heavily edited footage of Boris Johnson in Yorkshire
BBC News has apologised after showing edited footage of Boris Johnson’s trip to Yorkshire that made him appear to be well-liked in the area. It’s…
Nonsense-peddler shocked as no-nonsense county tells him to fuck right off
A nonsense-peddler has been left shocked for some reason after a no-nonsense county told him to fuck right off. Prime Minister Boris Johnson visited Yorkshire…
Labour MP urged to quit over lack of anti-Semitic tweets
A Labour MP has been urged to quit the party after an investigation found a complete lack of anti-Semitic tweets on his Twitter account. Mike…
Scientists discover link between eating McDonald’s and hating yourself
Scientists have discovered a link between eating any food from McDonald’s and hating yourself, it’s emerged. A study has found that 100% of people who…
Cyber-attack on Labour finds thousands of barely legal war photos
A cyber-attack on Labour has found thousands of barely legal war photos on their hard drives, which the party is attributing to a previous owner….
Katie Hopkins wins second prize in a one-woman beauty contest
Katie Hopkins has won second prize in a beauty contest after she was the only woman to enter the competition. Organisers of the Miss Alt-Right…
Dalai Lama resigns after discovery of sexist comments made in a past life
The Dalai Lama has been forced to stand down from his position as the spiritual leader of Tibet after the discovery of sexist comments he…
Boris Johnson to lead probe into Jennifer Acuri
Prime Minister Boris Johnson has confirmed he will personally lead any probe into Jennifer Acuri that is deemed necessary. It’s thought that the prime minister…
Kinky-ass sea turtle loves being choked by plastic
A particularly kinky sea turtle has revealed that it absolutely loves being choked by all the plastic in the sea. Terry the Turtle is having…