Prime Minister Boris Johnson is making a big push to end the coronavirus lockdown after realising heâs now immune to the disease so it doesnât really affect him any more.
The lockdown will be swiftly ended now that Johnson believes himself to be safe from the disease.
‘Now that Iâve already suffered through the virus and am immune to it, I donât see much of a point to keeping up this lockdown. It doesnât do me any favours so I say lift the lockdown and letâs get the economy back on track. Work for your masters until you drop,â laughed Johnson.
Not only is Johnson now immune to the coronavirus but he also finds himself increasingly bored locked down in a home with his fiancée and new baby.
‘I need to get out of the house to get shagging done,â he revealed.
Home Secretary Priti Patel has applauded the move, as long as Boris doesnât come knocking on her backdoor again.
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