Meghan Markle has ordered the Royal Family to pull the plug on Prince Philip, who’s currently recovering from a heart procedure in hospital.

It’s hoped that the 99-year-old makes a full recovery, but Meghan Markle believes that it’s time to pull the plug.

‘She’s ordered the Royal Family to pull the plug on Prince Philip, otherwise she’s threatened to give them all a beating until she gets her way.

‘That might not sound like much of a threat coming from a slender woman but you have to remember that no-one in the Royal Family is used to any level of physical activity. They’re also scared because she’s black, so they think she’ll know how to fight,’ said one royal aide.

The Windsors must now join together and decide on the best option.

‘If only daddy was more compos-mentis, he could sort out Meghan out with a short drive through a long tunnel, if you catch my drift,’ Prince Edward told us.