McDonald’s have announced that only vaccinated employees will be allowed to jizz in the mayo to help prevent the spread of Covid.

The decision came days after an unvaccinated and unnamed employee shot his muck in the McDonald’s mayo, leading to a new Covid variant known as McCovid.

“It’s clear that we need to place tighter restrictions on our non-vaccinated staff members. The mayo barrel will now only be accessible to those members of staff who’ve had both shots and the booster. Those members of staff will still be allowed to jizz in the mayo as it’s one of the few perks of the job,” said a spokesperson for the clown burger company.

The decision has been met with mixed responses from some fans of McDonald’s, with one burger-lover telling us, “I don’t want vaccinated sperm on my Big Mac. That’s absolutely disgusting. I want my jizzy mayo unvaccinated, as God intended.”

But another was more supportive, “I think this is a very sensible decision from McDonald’s. Who knows how McCovid could spread and mutate?”

Other fast-food companies are thought to be keeping an eye on McDonald’s to gauge the results before they make such big steps of their own.