A man has just switched on incognito mode in his browser and checked over his shoulder before searching YouTube for a Gary Glitter song, it’s emerged.

‘Rock and Roll (Part 2)’ has been stuck inside Steven Hayes’ head since watching the ‘Joker’ movie.

Now he is scratching that itch by listening to the song on YouTube, but not before applying adequate protection.

‘I have incognito mode on, I’m using my VPN, I checked over my shoulder to make sure no-one is behind me and I even searched for the song using DuckDuckGo. I think I’m going to get away with this one,’ Steve told us.

Even with several layers of protection, nothing will make Steve feel safe from judgement after a particularly dirty few minutes of enjoyment.