Larry the Cat has resigned from his position as Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office after pissing in Boris Johnson’s shoes, it’s emerged.

Johnson had barely slipped out of his custom-made, Italian leather shoes when Larry walked over to them, took a mighty piss, and then announced his resignation.

It’s believed that Larry had no interest in working for a love-rat.

New PM Boris Johnson will now have to scramble to fill the gaping hole, one of the few things he has experience of doing.

Larry the Cat says that he’s so adamant about his resignation that he won’t even ask to be let back into 10 Downing Street again.