A particularly kinky sea turtle has revealed that it absolutely loves being choked by all the plastic in the sea.

Terry the Turtle is having his perversions perfectly catered for by all the plastic dumped in the sea by humans.

‘I’m getting choked regularly and I love it,’ he confided in us. ‘Sometimes I’ll struggle out of one choking situation straight into another.

‘The beauty of it all is that the plastic can’t listen to you, so you can say your safe word as much as you want and it doesn’t make a difference. It adds a supreme element of danger that gets me off big time.’

Terry knows that his penchant for auto-erotic asphyxiation will likely be his downfall but he’s loving his sex life so much right now that he doesn’t care.

‘It’s non-stop sexual fun. I think I might single-handedly be the reason the sea is getting saltier.’