New Tottenham Hotspur manager Jose Mourinho claims that he is already close to picking one player on the team to have a deep and irrational hatred for, a key component of his management style.

The former Chelsea, Real Madrid, Chelsea again, and Manchester United manager says he is light-years ahead of where he usually is at this stage of taking over a team.

‘There’s a lot of talent on this team and a lot of players who’d be easy for me to hate. I already have a strong idea of who I’m going to single out to make their lives a misery and tear the team apart,’ Jose told the press.

Mourinho didn’t want to give away which player he’d be driving away from the club in about a year’s time but was willing to provide a clue.

‘His chin already annoys the fuck out of me,’ he said with a dour smile.