James Corden is set to star in a remake of “Citizen Kane” in which he will play the titular Charles Foster Kane.

“Citizen Kane” was first released in 1941 and is widely considered to be one of the greatest and most influential movies ever made.

James Corden was first released in 1978 and is widely considered to be one of the most odious and cretinous celebrities ever made.

But, be that as it may, Bullish Studios greenlit the project and will provide a budget of $250 million, half of which is expected to be spent on catering.

While the original “Citizen Kane” was a drama, the Corden-led remake will also feature several musical numbers written by James Corden himself.

Suicide hotlines will be asking for more volunteers ahead of the release of the movie which some film fans have taken to calling “Shitizen Kane”.

James Corden was available for comment but we didn’t want to have to talk with him.