Prime Minister Boris Johnson has offered to help the fight against COVID-19 by administering vaccines – but only to women.
Johnson, who has had COVID-19 and since been vaccinated, believes that he can help speed up the vaccination process by lending a helping hand.
‘I’ve had COVID so I know what it’s like; it’s not fun, I can tell you. I’ve also been vaccinated and been through that whole process, so I’m sure I know what needs to be done.
‘There’s the basement in 10 Downing Street that’s not being used for anything and I’ve already had it fitted with poly sheets so everything can be wiped down easily.
‘Basically, I’m ready to lend a helping hand to any women who need a little prick to protect them,’ Johnson told the press.
Women who take the Johnson prick are assured that their fertility won’t be negatively affected.
‘In fact, you’re more likely to get pregnant,’ he confirmed.
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