An absolute fool of a man is certain he’s going to win an argument with his girlfriend just because he’s 100% in the right on this one.

Jason Hill, 30, has made the rookie mistake of entering into an argument with his girlfriend simply because he knows he’s entirely in the right.

And what’s worse, he thinks he’s actually going to win.

‘There’s no way I can lose this argument. It’s factually based and I’ve already checked to make sure that I’m right. She’s going down,’ Jason told us.

However, she won’t be going down in any way as Jason is about to be soundly beaten by the highly sophisticated female argument technique.

If Jason is unable to apologise, experts predict the relationship could be over by the weekend.