A GoFundMe campaign has raised enough money to finally buy Mariah Carey a ewe for Christmas after almost thirty years of her annual begging.
Believed to be a long-time fan of female sheep, Mariah Carey first asked for one during her 1994 classic ‘All I Want For Christmas Is Ewe’, and now she’s finally had her dream come true.
Thousands of Mariah’s fans chipped in to buy her the ewe which was delivered this Christmas morning.
‘Mariah’s been singing about this for so long. Maybe she can finally shut the fuck up about it,’ said one man who might not have been as big a Mariah Carey fan as we first thought.
The American pop star was clearly awestruck as she accepted delivery of the ewe early this morning.
‘What the fuck is this thing? Who are you? Get the fuck off my property,’ she told the delivery driver.
Mariah Carey has already begun working on a new Christmas single for next year titled ‘All I Want For Christmas Is The Money’.