Ghislaine Maxwell, a known associate of billionaire paedophile pimp Jeffrey Epstein, was arrested today by the FBI. Her ‘suicide’ has been arranged for tomorrow.
Maxwell, who was a friend to both Jeffrey Epstein and Prince Andrew, will now face questioning over the nature of Epstein’s operation and her role within it.
However, the FBI won’t have long to question her as Ghislaine is expected to commit ‘suicide’ by tomorrow, give or take a day.
‘She has a range of options available to her,’ former FBI Agent Fox Scully told us. ‘A few bullets to the back of the head is always popular. Or she could choose strangulation or blunt force trauma. All popular “suicide” options at the moment.’
Prince Andrew has taken the news of his friend’s arrest surprisingly well.
‘It’s a miracle. My sweat glands have finally opened up!’ he told reporters.
This reminds me of the joke, one business man say to the other. “Sorry to hear about the fire that destroyed your factory, and hope you were fully insured” The other one replies “Tomorrow, Tomorrow!”