A defiant Gareth Southgate has told impatient media that England won’t be making any changes to their formation or line-up for their upcoming game in the Euros.

Despite their dull, turgid performances in the tournament so far, England manager Gareth Southgate won’t be making any changes for their upcoming game.

‘I think the last thing we need right now is change,’ said Southgate, eyeing a horde of FA executives.

‘You have to remember, these players aren’t the brightest of bulbs. These are people of the bottom set. The common man from the streets. You know…morons. It was hard enough work teaching them all to tie their bootlaces properly. A new system is out of the question.’

It was after several tough questions from the media that Southgate finally snapped.

‘England will be playing 4-3-fucking-3,’ he shouted, before storming off.