A cyber-attack on Labour has found thousands of barely legal war photos on their hard drives, which the party is attributing to a previous owner.
A collection of digital photos appear to show Britain and the US invading Iraq without receiving proper permission from the United Nations, making the war barely legal at best.
Labour will now face intense questioning over why they have images of a 16-year-old war on their hard drives.
‘It must have been the previous owner of the hard drives. We’d only start a war on the upper class,’ claims Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn.
But rival leader Boris Johnson has already shot back: ‘You can’t just blame everything on a previous Labour government; that’s our policy!’
Labour will now hand over their hard drives to a cyber-security firm called Blair Security for further investigation.