Jesus Christ refused Instagram influencer status after only gaining twelve followers
Jesus Harold Christ has been turned down for Instagram influencer status after he was only able to gain twelve followers. The son of God was…
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Rich nerd doesn’t even have the decency to look easy to beat up
Thoughtful school shooter switches to silencer after reaching the library
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Health-conscious woman switching between grape juice and potato juice
Woman losing four out of the five imaginary arguments going on in her head
NHS to prescribe insomniacs with 30 minutes of Michael Gove speeches
Scottish man loses 50lbs by switching to grilled Mars Bars
Nation baffled by childless couple who don’t do drugs
Woman’s car basically a bin on wheels
A local woman’s car is basically a travelling wheelie bin, according to several eye witness reports. Samantha Hale’s car is so full of rubbish that,…