Adam Peaty stripped of gold medal after testing finds traces of dolphin DNA
British swimming hero Adam Peaty has been stripped of his gold medal and world record after traces of dolphin DNA were found in his bloodstream….
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Olympic Report: Men boning up on Women’s Beach Volleyball competition
With the 2016 Rio Olympic Games officially underway, men worldwide are now boning up on the Women’s Beach Volleyball competition which will commence soon. The…
‘RKO outta nowhere’ now the sixth biggest cause of death in America
American health officials have warned that the RKO wrestling move being performed ‘outta nowhere’ is now the sixth most common cause of death in America….
Jenson Button furious after McLaren car’s cigarette lighter malfunctions
Jenson Button is said to be furious with McLaren after a cigarette lighter malfunction in qualifying will mean he’ll be unable to have a crafty…
Big Sam celebrates England job with a pork pie and a posh wank
Sam Allardyce was so jubilant to be named the next England manager that he celebrated with a pork pie and posh wank, according to friends…
Man United sign Premier League refs for £100 million
Manchester United have swooped in to buy the souls of all the Premier League referees for £100 million, they announced at a press conference today….
Shouting ‘Come on, Tim’ at Andy Murray still the funniest thing posh twats can come up with
Posh twats attending today’s Wimbledon final between Andy Murray and Milos Raonic have confessed that they can still think of nothing funnier to shout than…
Wayne Rooney beats personal record for most sausages eaten in a single sitting
Wayne Rooney has set social media ablaze with news that he’s beaten his own personal record for most sausages eaten in a single sitting. His…
England football fans frantically checking ancestry websites for Welsh family
Ancestry websites across the web have been reporting incredible traffic spikes caused by England football fans checking to see if they have any Welsh family….
Alf Stewart new favourite to manage England football team
The FA has announced they have approached Alf Stewart from soap opera Home and Away to take over the vacant England manager job. Following the…