Gareth Southgate offers to train Germany on how to take penalties
England manager Gareth Southgate has offered to train Germany on how to take penalties, extending an olive branch between the two nations ahead of their…
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Scotland demands referendum on forming Great Britain football team
The Scottish FA has proposed forming a Great Britain football team alongside England and Wales. Rather than England, Wales and Scotland going it alone in…
Stefan Mendoza becomes male figure skating’s first openly straight competitor
Spanish male figure skater Stefan Mendoza has become the first active male figure skater to come out as straight. Mendoza, 26, made the announcement during…
Harry Kane to play like he’s self-isolating
Harry Kane says he will continue to play like he’s self-isolating despite the fact he hasn’t got COVID-19. The England frontman has kept at least…
‘England will be playing 4-3-fucking-3,’ defiant Southgate tells press
A defiant Gareth Southgate has told impatient media that England won’t be making any changes to their formation or line-up for their upcoming game in…
Setback for Southgate as he’s told he must field an all-English side
England manager Gareth Southgate has been dealt a significant setback in his quest to win the Euros after being told he must field an all-English…
Gazza bombed by Israel in administrative cock-up
Former footballer Paul ‘Gazza’ Gascoigne has been bombed by Israel due to an administrative error, it’s emerged. The Israeli military says that they targeted Gazza’s…
Daily Mail demands compulsory display of racism in football for balance
The Daily Mail is calling for a compulsory display of racism before all football matches for the sake of balance. With football players taking the…
Blackburn Rovers fans who refuse to be vaccinated could be given tickets to watch Burnley
Blackburn Rovers fans who refused to be vaccinated against COVID-19 could be punished with tickets to watch Burnley. With COVID-19 rife in the Blackburn with…
Jeff Bezos pays $50 million to become the next man to punch Logan Paul in the face
Amazon founder Jeff Bezos is set to become the next man to punch Logan Paul in the face after offering the YouTube star $50 million…