WWE releases Vince McMahon
WWE has come to terms on the release of Vince McMahon, the CEO and chairman of the company, according to WWE.com. After several high-profile releases,…
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How to think like an Olympic champion, by a fat bloke in a pub
While Olympians are undoubtedly in superb physical condition, it is the mental aspect of sport that separates the champions from the also-rans. But how do…
Logan Paul heavily criticised over the next boxer he plans to fight
YouTube star Logan Paul has been heavily criticised online after revealing the next boxer he’s selected to fight. Paul, who’s yet to win a fight…
Further British athletes pledge to “take the knee” to avoid being invited to 10 Downing Street
Hundreds of British athletes have stepped forward and pledged to “take the knee” before they compete in the hopes that it will help them avoid…
Opinion: I didn’t put a flare up my arse for us to lose on penalties
Yesterday was supposed to be the day that football finally came home. We’d waltzed to the final and the stage was set perfectly for England…
You won, Italy. Enjoy the championship, we hope it makes you very happy.
In second place in the Euro 2020 championship it’s…us, England. Italy beat England on penalties in the final of the Euro 2020 championship, something that’s…
All athletes to have their crotches pixelated at the 2020 Tokyo Olympics
All athletes will have their crotches pixelated at the 2020 Tokyo Olympic Games under Japanese decency laws. Not only will fans not be in attendance…
England to rename currency after Raheem Sterling for his services to football
England has announced that it will rename its currency after Raheem Sterling for his services to football coming home. Sterling has been a revelation during…
Football begins driving home for summer
Football has begun driving home for the summer in a metaphorical event that will in no way backfire later on tonight. Football, age roughly 160,…
Gareth Southgate set to unveil ‘daring’ 10-0-0 formation against Germany
Gareth Southgate is set to unveil a ‘daring’ 10-0-0 formation against Germany tonight, according to sources within the England camp. The formation will see England…