Sinead O’Connor survives another terminator attack
Irish pop star Sinead O’Connor has survived another attack on her life from a Terminator after she was found alive and well in Chicago, Illinois…
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New universe created by Cillit Bang
A team of scientists from the UK has announced that they have created a micro-universe in their laboratory thanks to a chemical spill involving Cillit…
NASA announce signs of intelligent life on Earth
Today NASA revealed shocking findings that there appears to be a rudimentary form of intelligent life on the planet Earth. ‘We have some evidence that…
Conservative Party announces further NHS cuts to fund Margaret Thatcher re-animation project
The Conservative Party have announced they will be making further cuts to the NHS, most of the savings will go towards an ambitious scientific project…
Google searches for France now suggest ‘cheese eating surrender monkeys’ after whopping tax bill
Eagle-eyed Google users have spotted that searching for the word “France” causes the search engine to suggest searching for “cheese eating surrender monkeys” after France…
Facebook change to like feature makes everyone angry
The latest new Facebook feature, which allows use to greater express their emotions towards a post, have provoked universal anger from its users, it has…
‘Spreadable’ margarine least spreadable substance known to man
A team of highly decorated breakfast scientists have concluded that self-professed “spreadable” margarine is the least spreadable substance known to man, ranking behind grit, pebbles…
Twitter running 19% faster after Stephen Fry quits
Twitter chiefs have confirmed that the social media site is running 19% faster since Stephen Fry has quit the service. Fry closed his Twitter account…
Scientists discover new element, the element of surprise
A team of scientists have announced that they have discovered a whole new element, the element of surprise. ‘We always suspected the element of surprise…
Google developing laser to advertise on the moon
Google have revealed that they are working on an ultra high-powered laser that will allow them to beam their logo onto to moon and they…