Next-gen energy saving light bulbs will create a dim hue in just TWO HOURS
A research team has announced a big break-through has been made in the field of energy saving light bulbs. This means that the next-generation will…
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Trump nomination may prove theory of evolution, admits Pope
Pope Francis has been forced to admit that Donald Trump’s Republican Presidential nomination may be the final piece of damning evidence that God does not…
Unabomber breaks 20 year public silence to ask for an iPhone 7
Ted Kaczynski – aka, the Unabomber – today broke a 20 year public silence to ask that Apple send him an iPhone 7 as soon…
Sinead O’Connor survives another terminator attack
Irish pop star Sinead O’Connor has survived another attack on her life from a Terminator after she was found alive and well in Chicago, Illinois…
New universe created by Cillit Bang
A team of scientists from the UK has announced that they have created a micro-universe in their laboratory thanks to a chemical spill involving Cillit…
NASA announce signs of intelligent life on Earth
Today NASA revealed shocking findings that there appears to be a rudimentary form of intelligent life on the planet Earth. ‘We have some evidence that…
Conservative Party announces further NHS cuts to fund Margaret Thatcher re-animation project
The Conservative Party have announced they will be making further cuts to the NHS, most of the savings will go towards an ambitious scientific project…
Google searches for France now suggest ‘cheese eating surrender monkeys’ after whopping tax bill
Eagle-eyed Google users have spotted that searching for the word “France” causes the search engine to suggest searching for “cheese eating surrender monkeys” after France…
Facebook change to like feature makes everyone angry
The latest new Facebook feature, which allows use to greater express their emotions towards a post, have provoked universal anger from its users, it has…
‘Spreadable’ margarine least spreadable substance known to man
A team of highly decorated breakfast scientists have concluded that self-professed “spreadable” margarine is the least spreadable substance known to man, ranking behind grit, pebbles…