Donald Trump plans to cryogenically freeze himself if he doesn’t become President in 2016
Donald Trump has announced that, if he doesn’t become President in 2016, he will cryogenically freeze himself so that he can be thawed out and…
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Bob Geldof opens home to refugees; refugees politely decline
Bob Geldof has offered to house up to four refugee families as the Syrian crisis worsens, however each Syrian family asked so far has politely…
Roger Goodell suspends Federal Justice system indefinitely
In a press conference earlier today, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell announced that the federal justice system would be suspended indefinitely. The suspension was for “conduct…
‘Jeremy Corbyn ate my hamster!’ claims former PM Tony Blair
Former Prime Minister Tony Blair has claimed that Jeremy Corbyn once ate his hamster during an informal Labour Party get-together. Jeremy Corbyn, the current leader…
Emails reveal Hillary Clinton sent $500 to African Prince
In the latest dump of Hillary Clinton’s emails, it has emerged that she once sent $500 to an African Prince in exchange for a larger…
Scott Walker to physically separate America from Mexico and Canada
Governor Scott Walker today announced an election pledge to physically separate America from both Mexico and Canada should he become President. Fox News described the…
Donald Trump’s hair made in Mexico
A shocking leak from the Trump campaign team has revealed that The Donald’s signature hair is actually a wig that was hand-woven in Mexico. The…
Sperm whales depressed about name
It has emerged that the sperm whale population is incredibly depressed about the name given to their species by their human overlords. The depression is…
Real life ‘Hunger Games’ being introduced by David Cameron
British Prime Minister David Cameron has announced plans for a real life ‘Hunger Games’ to be brought to British TV screens this winter. The reality…