Butterfly has woman’s face tattooed above its arse
A butterfly has had a picture of a woman tattooed right above its arse to attract more attention. While some would say its big colourful…
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Britain to invest £250 million in network of fast travel and spawn points
Britain is set to invest up to £250 million in a state-of-the-art network of fast travel and spawn points. Britons will be able to pull…
Courtroom regrets hiring abstract artist
A local court has admitted its regret over hiring an abstract artist after all the art produced was deemed ‘unusable’. Jackson Ballox, 42, was hired…
Hen claims she was groped by massive cock
A hen has claimed that she was groped without her consent by the biggest cock she’s ever seen, according to reports. Yolko Ohno, 3, claims…
Tragedy as hundreds found dead in local cemetery
A tragedy has been declared after hundreds of people were found dead in a local cemetery, causing outrage in the community. An unfortunate incident with…
Sexual assault helpline informs Harvey Weinstein that it’s for victims, not tips
A sexual assault helpline has informed Harvey Weinstein that its purpose is to help victims, not offer tips to sleazy scumbags. The helpline warned Weinstein…
McDonald’s to introduce Unhappy Meals for young goths
Fast-food giants McDonald’s are set to introduce Unhappy Meals to draw more goth children to their restaurants. McDonald’s Happy Meals have been criticised for not…
Ryanair to test world’s first pilotless plane in effort to save money
Budget airline Ryanair is set to become the first airline to test the new pilotless plane, the world’s first entirely automated plane. The plan comes…
Office pizza party solves crippling morale problem for full fifteen minutes
An office has solved a crippling morale problem for a full fifteen minutes thanks to an impromptu pizza party. With staff feeling over-worked and under-paid,…
Traffic report: High road virtually deserted
A live traffic report now as the local low road is said to be bumper-to-bumper, while the high road is virtually deserted. Drivers are being…