Britain reaches over 31 million vaccines, all in the arm of one man
The news that Britain has distributed over 31 million COVID-19 vaccines was seen as a cause for celebration, until one man admitted that he’d received…
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Salad tasked with undoing week’s worth of poor dietary choices
A single serving of salad has been tasked with undoing an entire week’s worth of poor dietary choices, it’s emerged. Irving Fuller, 32, has seen…
Two injections of Boris Johnson ‘100% effective’ way of getting pregnant
Just two injections of Boris Johnson is a 100% effective way of getting pregnant, according to a recent study. The study looked at Johnson’s sexual…
It’s just a little prick: Boris Johnson offers to administer vaccines to women
Prime Minister Boris Johnson has offered to help the fight against COVID-19 by administering vaccines – but only to women. Johnson, who has had COVID-19…
Food that 40-year-old can eat without feeling like crap afterwards down to salad and rice
The list of foods that a 40-year-old man can eat without feeling like utter crap afterwards is now down to just salad and rice. The…
‘If I’m going to have anxiety, it’ll be on my terms,’ says man on sixth cup of coffee
A man has declared war on his anxiety by downing six cups of strong coffee, believing this act of stupidity somehow puts him in charge….
Greece asks EU nations to start anal testing its citizens
Greece has formally asked all of the EU nations to start testing their citizens for COVID anally, it’s emerged. While the EU is using nasal…
Half the population could have attention something or other, according to guy whose name we forgot
Almost half of the population could be suffering from attention something or other, according to a man whose name we forgot. The man, who was…
Man told he has only eight hours to live decides to watch ‘Predator’ four times
A man who was told by his doctor that he only had eight hours left to live decided to spend his remaining time alive by…
Pfizer to include dose of Viagra in every vaccine to encourage seniors to get vaccinated
Pfizer has announced that it will include a dose of liquid Viagra in every COVID-19 vaccine to encourage senior citizens to get vaccinated. Pfizer, who…