Scientists have discovered a direct link between healthy living and being absolutely insufferable to be around. The study found that people who take regular exercise…
Boris Johnson has announced that he’s achieved a natural immunity to STDs after having contracted all of them several times. The prime minister is celebrating…
Scientists have discovered that while one apple a day will keep a doctor away, six apples a day will keep everyone away. The findings could…
A man who’s taking horse medicine has implored his friends on social media to stop being sheep, it’s emerged. Ewan Herd, 45, believes that people…
A particularly stupid group of horses are treating intestinal worms with COVID-19 vaccines, rather than the proper medication. Intestinal worms can be a serious problem…
A couple has been left stunned after getting pregnant even though they put a condom on a banana before they had sex, in accordance with…
Jeremy Clarkson has made a bold claim that dying is not as bad as not getting a steak when you’re hungry, it’s emerged. The former…
The smartest kid in school has now aged into a tragic cautionary tale about the importance of mental health, it’s emerged. Josh Cedar, 27, was…
Dr Martens has been struck off after an investigation found that he exclusively prescribed his patients ‘a new pair of boots’ no matter what problem…
Vampires are now fully immune to COVID-19 after sucking the blood out of enough recently vaccinated people. Herd immunity has been achieved amongst the vampire…