Covid agrees to withdraw from humanity to let it go back to killing itself
Covid-19 has agreed to begin withdrawing itself from humanity so that people can go back to killing themselves and each other. After a drawn-out war…
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Taking regular exercise and eating healthily linked to being insufferable to be around
Scientists have discovered a direct link between healthy living and being absolutely insufferable to be around. The study found that people who take regular exercise…