Kurt Cobain still dead, according to reports
Former Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain is still dead despite the fact that today would have been his 50th birthday, according to the latest reports. Cobain,…
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Gordon Ramsay to hold benefit buffet for Swedish Chef who died in terror attack
TV chef Gordon Ramsay is to host a charity buffet to aid the family of The Swedish Chef, who died in last night’s tragic Fernando…
Rolf Harris faces animal cruelty charges after tied down kangaroo demands justice
Rolf Harris will face animal cruelty charges later this month after a kangaroo accused the disgraced entertainer of tying him down and abusing him. While…
Jude Law names new daughter, Sharia
Congratulations are in order for Jude Law who has just had his sixth child, a baby daughter that he and his girlfriend have decided to…
Bruce Forsyth’s wig dies, aged 32
The world of entertainment is in mourning after the wig of beloved entertainer Bruce Forsyth passed away at the young age of 32. The light…
Utter cockwomble fitting in well with team of soulless cretins
Utter cockwomble and former UKIP leader Nigel Farage is said to be getting along famously with the rest of the soulless cretins on Fox News….
Lady Gaga allows NFL to play a game around her performance
Lady Gaga is making a bold career decision tonight be allowing the NFL to host their biggest game of the year around her performance at…
Brian Cox finally comes down from twenty year acid trip
Scientist and TV presenter Brian Cox has finally crash landed back to Earth after tripping balls on acid for over twenty years. The famous physicist…
Next Doctor Who to be based on Harold Shipman
Shortly after Peter Capaldi confirmed that his run as The Doctor would be coming to an end, sources within the BBC leaked that whoever replaces…
Queen Elizabeth II DEMANDS entry into WWE Royal Rumble
There are whispers coming out of Buckingham Palace that Queen Elizabeth II has had her people frantically calling WWE all day, DEMANDING a spot for…