Bill Cosby announced as new co-presenter of “Jeopardy”
“Jeopardy” has announced that Bill Cosby will be one of two new co-presenters of the show after Mike Richards stepped down. Mike Richards was forced…
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Woman filming gig can’t wait to never watch it
A woman filming a gig on her phone can’t wait to upload it to social media and then never watch it, it’s emerged. Sally Orr,…
Sean Lock beats God at “Carrot in a Box”
Sean Lock has won Heaven’s inaugural game of “Carrot in a Box”, after he spectacularly bluffed God into switching boxes. God decided he wanted to…
Hollywood threatens to remaster every movie to include James Corden unless people start going to the cinema again
Hollywood production companies have joined forces to threaten to remaster every single movie so that it includes James Corden unless people start going to the…
WWE releases Vince McMahon
WWE has come to terms on the release of Vince McMahon, the CEO and chairman of the company, according to WWE.com. After several high-profile releases,…
“Dying not as bad as not getting a steak,” claims Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson has made a bold claim that dying is not as bad as not getting a steak when you’re hungry, it’s emerged. The former…
Years of anger management therapy undone by seeing James Corden on TV
Four years of anger management therapy has been completely undone by seeing James Corden on TV for several seconds, according to a local man. Harry…
GB News loses half its viewers after Andrew Neil misplaces his remote control
GB News has lost half of its viewership after Andrew Neil was unable to find his remote control and tune in, it’s emerged. The right-wing…
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Nigel Farage confirms he’s writing a song for Eurovision 2022
Politician and unpopular wanktoad Nigel Farage has confirmed that he’s writing a song to submit for the Eurovision Song Contest in 2022. Farage was said…