“Sesame Street” introduces first Conservative MP character
The British version of “Sesame Street” is set to introduce Lord Liddell-Fiddler, the first Conservative MP character on the show. Lord Liddell-Fiddler will be introduced…
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James Corden to star in “Citizen Kane” remake
James Corden is set to star in a remake of “Citizen Kane” in which he will play the titular Charles Foster Kane. “Citizen Kane” was…
Queen Elizabeth II spotted with Pete Davidson
Queen Elizabeth II has been spotted with Pete Davidson on the balcony of Windsor Castle, according to reports. Pete Davidson, the comedian who’s best known…
DC Comics reveals that the next iteration of Batman will be heterosexual
DC Comics has revealed that the next iteration of Batman will be heterosexual, to provide some balance to the newly bisexual Superman. Superman and Batman…
Right-wing voter sits down to watch classic horror movie “Robin Hood”
A local man has sat down to watch “Robin Hood”, a classic horror movie for all right-wing voters like himself. Norman Bright, 54, will do…
Britain asks if Laurence Fox can also be launched into space
Britain has asked Blue Origin if it can also launch Laurence Fox into space after the company announced it would be sending William Shatner into…
Government tricks Sylvester Stallone into becoming an HGV driver by telling him it’s “Over the Top 2”
The British government has successfully convinced Sylvester Stallone to become an HGV driver by telling him they’re filming “Over the Top 2”. With Britain suffering…
Chris Pratt confirms that he will play Mario in his normal voice
Actor Chris Pratt has confirmed that he will play the role of Mario in his normal voice, stating “Mario isn’t Italian anymore. He’s normal now.”…
Rockstar Games announces “GTA 6” for the PlayStation 7
Rockstar Games has announced that the hotly anticipated “Grand Theft Auto 6” will be released on the PlayStation 7, the Xbox 69 and the Nintendo…
Piers Morgan gains 5lbs after eating large serving of humble pie
Piers Morgan has gained another 5lbs over the weekend after being served a large helping of humble pie by tennis champion Emma Raducanu. The portly…