Britain is set to invest up to £250 million in a state-of-the-art network of fast travel and spawn points.

Britons will be able to pull up their maps and select where they want to fast travel to – as long as its London – and then be taken there within the blink of an eye.

However, only people who have already visited London will be allowed to use the fast travel service as the transport minister believes there is something to be enjoyed in the initial journey.

‘We don’t want people using the fast travel service before they’ve done the journey themselves. That’s a massive part of this game we call life,’ said the transport minister.

Spawn points will also be set-up for people who die but want to continue living.

Or ‘masochists’ as they’re also known.