Prime Minister Boris Johnson has confirmed he will personally lead any probe into Jennifer Acuri that is deemed necessary.

It’s thought that the prime minister may have got the wrong end of the stick when he heard that the police are still considering probing his relationship with the US tech entrepreneur and the improper use of government funds.

‘If the police are too busy, I’ll be happy to probe Jennifer any time,’ he laughed.

Johnson will launch his probe as quickly as possible and is certain it’ll reach a satisfying conclusion.

‘Well, at least for one of us,’ he said.

The police are just happy they won’t have to get their hands messy.