Breaking: Wind farms are the future, claims Johnson
Boris Johnson issued forth a powerful blast of policy this week when he announced his new government initiative. “The latest news is now breaking: wind…
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Titanic survivors complain about ‘deadly CO2’ in life jackets
Survivors from the stricken Titanic, who are now being blown and buffeted about in lifeboats, have begun to express unhappiness at their continuing situation. We…
Exclusive: We interviewed a butcher’s dog to see how he thinks Boris Johnson stacks up
Boris Johnson recently claimed to be ‘as fit as a butcher’s dog’ but just how fit is that? We interviewed local butcher’s dog Pat to…
‘It’s been a disaster for Britain,’ says Covid-19 about Boris Johnson
In a radio interview this morning, Boris Johnson said that the coronavirus crisis has been a ‘disaster’ for the country. Asked directly about the impact…
Ignorance spreading faster than coronavirus
A government official has apologised for the last six decades of state education being potentially responsible for the recent run on supermarkets. ‘For a while…
Leprechauns struggling to make ends meet in tough jig economy
Leprechauns who were employed to dance during recent Yuletide festivals are reportedly disappointed to have been made redundant unceremoniously as soon as the season ended….
Tesco to begin offering Tesco Value Divorces
Tesco, which some older readers might remember used to be a grocery shop, today announced that it was moving into the matrimonial market by offering…
Edinburgh named greenest city after finding large cache of empty glass bottles
Edinburgh was today named European City of Environmentalism 2019, in recognition of its astounding achievements in recycling. UK domestic recycling targets are currently 25% for…
eBay profits boom after allowing partner trading
In what some might see as a logical extension of the trend of meeting partners over the internet and the fashion for buying-in spouses from…
Report: Letter ‘X’ loses spot as coolest letter in the alphabet
News reaches us today that producers of pornographic films are asking for their work to be reclassified by the British Board of Film Censors (BBFC)….